Newport state of mind

Now some of my best friends are Welsh and uniquely patriotic, but I just know they'll appreciate this homage to the glorious city of Newport in the style of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. 
Leeks, Shirley Bassey, chips, the A4042 and.....


it's all in there. 

"Newport... concrete jumble, nothing in order, not far from the border when you're in Newport... chips cheese curry makes you feel brand new washed down with a Special Brew..."